This is another recent library book find of mine: Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People by Amy Sedaris. I found this to be a hilariously funny read. I think it's a must-have for craft blog fans, and not just because the dust jacket can be turned into a stylish bonnet (instructions are given on the back flap.) There is also the plain fact that someone has sharply parodied the handmade movement. And you must admit, we were asking for it.
'Simple Times' draws inspiration from those retro craft books that your Mum used to have on the shelf, you know the ones I mean. Packed full of strangely-technical projects for household items that are more decorative than useful. Amy's book is packed full of such projects, and many more, complete with ambiguous directions and hilariously styled photos. Some projects are extremely dodgy and suggestive. Just so you know.
It's so hard to pick a favourite, amongst all the wonderful ideas packed into this book. There are many things to make with acorns, for example. There are instructions for a fake fringe (bangs) that you can sew inside your hat or wig. Popsicle sticks are another well-used medium. And who doesn't love a well-photographed guide to before and after-crafting stretches. But I think by the end I most admired the Mouse Ghetto (a thoughtfully derelict home you can make for a dying mouse or rat to spend their last moments in.) I love the way A.S thinks.
